crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

pharrwell:

1 like = 1 swag

1 reblog = 1 million swags

the choice is urs

skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

beenotafraid:

 #if you don’t love her you’re wrong

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

markssailingthecrisscolfership:

Then you won’t want to hear about my ship

laugh-addict:

Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones